50 Shades Barker?

It's that time of year again when we all get a little bit rosey-eyed and romantic, thinking of that 'special' person and making sure our whiskers are trimmed to perfection, it's Valentines Day! Mum said I look very pretty in pink however I like to think it's more distinguished and handsome... So I threw on my ...

Long Time Lovers

Happy Valentine Day everyone! Have you all had a romantic day? Alan & I got in the mood for love whilst writing our Valentines cards and wrapping romantic gifts for our special ladies in the week... Mum said we looked pretty in pink... I would say more like handsome and distinguished but whatever... My beard even seems to ...

And They Call It Sausage Love…

As an distinguished gentleman of the dachshund world, I thought it was my duty to teach young Alan the ways of wooing a lady, especially on the most romantic day of the year, Valentines Day. We donned our Valentines-appropriate outfits and firstly I taught him how to strike a sexy and seductive pose... He'll get there with some practice... Of ...

A Secret Sausage Valentine

It's my first Valentine's and I have to say, when Mum explained it to me I got a little excited about being able to share something nice with the girl that I have been admiring from afar. She has been an avid reader of my blogs and we have regularly been exchanging emails and photos ...