Mum decided to keep my teeth from puppyhood, the ones she found that I hadn't swallowed by accident anyway, and save them up until I had enough to leave the tooth fairy. Mum explained the process to me and it sounded pretty boring and useless until she got to the bit where the tooth fairy ...
Jeffrey on Twitter
For all my fans and friends that like to Tweet, I have now advanced my computer skills (well I am nearly 7 months old now) and joined Twitter! I think there should be one specifically for dogs called Barking and we all Bark what's going on but never mind... Please follow me @sausagetails Hope to see you ...
A Sausage Sunday
It's been one of those Sundays, you know, the one's where you get lots done however feel generally chilled out. Today started with a nice lie-in, it's been a busy week so I had some beauty sleep to catch up on. Then I decided to help Mum out with some good old homely baking, Mary Berry ...
Sock Sorting Sausage
To earn my keep today Mum said I had to help with some housework. She said we all live here so we all need to chip in, I said I would would only to do it I got paw-money (a sausage has accessories to buy!). The bargain was payment in bonios. So my task of ...
Look What I’ve Sniffed Out…
Another of Mum's Christmas gifts and she keeps saying it couldn't be more suited to our house (I have no idea what she means!) I wasn't sure what it was for though, so I tried out a few possibilities. Maybe a beach towel... A bedtime blanket... Or maybe a cape for those superhero dachshunds amongst us? Much more like ...
Sledging Sausage
I've been sledging today for the first time and I have to say, I liked it! There wasn't not much for me to do except sit on Mum's lap, enjoy the ride and look cute. Here's a video Nanny caught of me, Please note: the pink sledge was Mum's choice and not mine, I would ...
A Slushy Puppy
Well we've had a whole lotta snow today! Monday's sprinkle was to break me in really. I had gotten used to the wet but VERY cold white stuff under my paws, the fact that my beard and mop-a-top will be constantly wet whilst outside and to avoid the yellow snow at all costs (and also ...
Look What I’ve Sniffed Out…
Well it's getting colder and the threat of more snow is on the way so it's time to wrap up warm! Mum found this wooly scarf by People Tree and I can say I have tried and tested it and it is in fact very warm and snuggly! It has the sealed paw of approval! I ...
Snowy Sausage
It's been an educational week, I've learnt about this wet white stuff called snow and not to eat the yellow bits (according to Mum but I can't imagine why) I've never seen snow before and I have to say it's a funny thing - it's quite soft to start with, then I just got really ...
Sausage v’s Pet Shop
It's been pretty cold this weekend so we took a little trip out to the pet shop, which is always music to my big floppy ears. I love the pet shop, you get to choose your own treats (I've been told choose - not eat), pre-test the toys (again, choose not maul) and look at ...
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